Monday, January 8, 2007

Contradicting myself and dorks

I'm going to contradict my previous thoughts today. Before I complained that time is too fast and needs to slow down. Well I have a different complaint today. I've found that I really don't enjoy time off all that much unless I have something to constantly occupy myself with. Sure, I'll take 3 days off in the middle of the semester anytime, but when I have a month long break in between semesters, I go stir crazy.

I only work 2 days a week. I would pick up more shifts, but this is not possible as I would be taking other peoples shifts away from them. I've had no school work to do, and very little internship to do yet. I find that when I have this much time off, I just get depressed and eat Wendy's late at night. I think I really need to be working or attending school. Give me a couple of weeks, and I'm sure I'll be back to my previous way of thought, but for now....come on..give me something to do! I have orientation tomorrow morning at 8 A.M. where I shall learn to restrain people going through psychotic breaks. That should be fun.

Thought of the day:
According to the dictionary, the word dork is "vulgar slang for penis". You may ask what led me to look this up. In elementary school, someone once told me that dork meant a whale's penis. I found that extremely funny, but have never verified that. So today, about 15 years later, I decided to do just that. While it does not mean "a whale's penis" (which would be even more comical), it is apparently vulgar slang for a regular penis. Take this knowledge and insult those you don't like. While they may think you're making a little harmless joke calling them a nerd, in all reality, you're calling them a dick.

Ah, one more thing. I bought my first king cake of the season today at PJ's....Mardi Gras seems really early this year, but I guess that's the catholic church's decision, not New Orleans'.

1 comment:

Literacy-chic said...

You know, I had heard (I think from my Mom) that dork meant penis. How odd! I am SO jealous of your king-cake consumption! If you want to send me one, I'll pay you through paypal! ;)